Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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