Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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