What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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