For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
only you would photoshop your dick
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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