he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
