its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
