Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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