She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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