Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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