this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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