I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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