Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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