Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Randomize
