just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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