Barsexuality is the new black.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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