the day after is always just damage control
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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