she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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