if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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