do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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