Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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