I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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