oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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