Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
