Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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