You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I am available for nakedness
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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