shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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