so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Acid is not a monday night drug
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
