I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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