I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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