That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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