You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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