youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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