Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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