sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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