youre lurking in front of me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We left the knife in your bed.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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