So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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