I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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