Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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