I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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