Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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