Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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