Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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