There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Randomize
