tonight lets celebrate not being married
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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