dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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