I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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