people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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