they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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