it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
They have beer where we have blood.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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