why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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