Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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