Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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