nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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